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Hello, my name is DirtyWaters aka PolutedWaters aka The King Of Kensington. I am a poor white dude who was found in a hollow meteor that fell to earth in 1969. I like fistfights... I mean a fun stroll in the park. I like rock and roll, talk'n to hookers...I mean discussing philosophy, and I love to drink stuff.I was a Bail Bond Ninja for the CIA,thats when I learned to use my powers like my lazer eye beams. But sometimes the beams shoot out by accedent when I'm takin a dump. Then I worked at a condom factory where I tested new products for durability. I am also a screen printer of sexy underwear I mean t-shirts. I have been printing for ever.....and ever.........and ever......amen. The last time I checked (Aug. 21, 2005) I was very happy. The next time I check may not be for a very, very long time. These are some of the things I say every day ..."GET OFF ME"..."GOT BEER?"..."WHERE AM I AND HOW DID I GET HERE?"..."WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?"..."NO, OFFICER, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER."" and "NO, I WILL NOT GO FUCK MYSELF"

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